During a Celebrity Game, the question was whether Christian Slater had been arrested for alleged crimes including DWI (driving while intoxicated) or assault with a deadly weapon. Robin was certain the charge was DWI and jumped in to say so. In fact it was assault.

     Howard was talking and used the word "illustrative" placing the accent on the second syllable. Robin immediately jumped in to "correct" Howard, placing the accent on the second syllable. Actually, either pronunciation is correct: http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/illustrative

     I was listening to Howard judge two girls from American Idol and Robin kept referring to Lilly Scott as Jill Scott

     Howard & Robin were discussing the sad case of the man who spent 4 years in prison after being falsely accused of rape. The accuser finally confessed, was convicted of perjury and was sentenced to 1-3 years in prison. During the discussion, Howard described how the accuser had taken a ride home from the man while drunk and then falsely accused the man of rape when her friends complained about her having gone home early. She kept up the lie through the police investigation, trial and conviction. In seeking to explain the woman's actions (which are unexplainable), Robin blurted out: "I can understand maybe saying it that night." This is quite revealing concerning Robin's character. Can there ever be a time or place, under any circumstances, when it is justified to falsely accuse a man of rape? Apparently so on Planet 34.

     Taken directly from marksfriggin.com
     
     Robin read about the guy who flew his plane into an IRS building while they were on vacation. Robin read the details about the guy burning down his home and flying his plane into the building. Robin said she's not sure what the death toll was. Howard said it was a couple of people from what he read. Robin didn't have the details. Robin had the wrong details about the guy who flew his plane into the building. She was reading about another guy who had bulldozed his house and got them confused. Robin read that this guy Joe Stack was saying that nothing changes unless there's a body count so that's why he flew the plane into the building.
     
     I heard it live and it was mind boggling. So Robin is going to do a story about people dying, yet doesn't know how many people actually died. Maybe if you read the story it will tell you dumb ass! Then she gives information from a totally unrelated story. If she worked for any other show she would be fired.
     
     Howard needs to stop worrying about Idol and bring Robin a nail salon outfit. She is just as/if not more unintelligent than Fantasia.

     During the Benicio DelToro interview. Robin thought License to Kill was a Pierce Brosnan Bond Film
     
     During the news, Robin thought Hugo Weaving played Mr. Black in The Matrix

     She called Jennifer A. John Mayer's crack when it was actually about Jessica Simpson.
     
     ...and of course the way she fucking ruined The Wolfman ending. I know I won't see it in theaters now.
     
     I'm sure you know these already...she's just really fucking pissed me off today.

     The conversation after Nick called in the end of the show regarding Sarah Palin's crib notes.
     
     Howard: "I was impressed she could read... barely!"
     Robin: "Well, she didn't really have anything substantive to say."
     Howard: "I think she's an imbecile and a lightweight.... she's illiterate."
     Shortly after Robin ironically says "Again, if you keep feeding people erroneous informations as facts, of course they're going to get upset..."
     
     You're right Robin.

     When Howard and Pittsburgh Pete were talking creppy about Miley Cyrus's Boobs. Fred questioned her being to young to look at like that and Robin quickly pointed out that she was nineteen.
     
     When in fact she is 17 and it's pretty well know considering her age is brought up in EVERY news story mentioning her, Even the ones Robin reads.

     A list was read of the most popular actors and it included long-deceased actor John Wayne. Number 1 on the list is Clint Eastwood. To that, Robin commented: "Clint racking up the votes even though he's not in front of the camera much anymore." In fact, Clint's not in front of the camera at all anymore. He retired from acting after Gran Torino. One article re Clint's retirement from acting: http://www.stirringtroubleinternationally.com/2009/07/16/clint-eastwood-is-quitting-acting-am-i-upset-nope/
     
     Admin Note: Gran Torino was released just several months ago. Last Summer, if I recall right, because I saw it in the theater. Prior to that he has directed several movies and starred in some of them. I don't think Robin's statement was incorrect here.

     Right out of the box, the subject of Miley Cyrus & Taylor Swift came up during a telephone call from Pittsburgh Pete. The question arose as to Miley's age. Robin jumped in: "She's like 19." Doesn't everyone know Miley is still a minor? Not our Robin! As later pointed out, Miley is 17. She was born November 23, 1992. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miley_Cyrus

     Robin was reporting on Rahm Emanuel's mea culpas for having used the word "retarded." During her report, she conceded that "I don't remember or exactly know the context" of his use of the word "retarded." How about checking it out before reporting, newslady?? A simple GOOGLE search for the search terms "Rahm Emanuel" and "retarded" revealed over 100,000 hits explaining that Emanuel had referred to some liberal activists as "f*cking retarded." http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&source=hp&ie=ISO-8859-1&q=%22rahm+emanuel%22+retarded&btnG=Google+Search. Total elapsed time to do the search: 10 seconds!

     Again this morning Robin misread Indy Colts DE Dwight Freeney as Feeney. Maybe she thinks it's Shirley Feeney from "Laverne and Shirley" fame?

     One of the questions for the "Win Sal's Money" game today with Benjy's girlfriend was:
     
     Who is the Prime Minister of Cuba?
     
     Robin chimed in to admonish Howard, saying that Castro was not called "Prime Minister." Robin suggested the leader of Cuba is titled "Premier."
     
     According to Wikipedia, Fidel Castro was the Prime Minister of Cuba from February 1959 to December 1976. And then President of the Council of State of Cuba until his resignation from the office in February 2008.

     During discussion of Tuesday morning's Oscar nominations Howard mentioned that Avatar director James Cameron and Hurt Locker director Kathryn Bigelow used to be married. Robin quickly replied, 'I had no idea.'
     I'll admit it's not something I knew say six weeks ago, but it has become the main story of this award season and something you would think a newswoman should have come across at some point during her 'preparations.'

     After a commercial break, Fred played "Wonderwall" by Ryan Adams.
     
     Howard, very complimentary, started talking about the song.
     
     Robin voluntarily spoke up to say it is a remake of a song by Dave Matthews Band. And Robin had that sound in her voice like she was so sure.
     
     Fred immediately corrected Robin. It is a remake of the song "Wonderwall" by Oasis.
     
     

     The upcoming Senate race for the New York seat currently held by Kirsten Gillibrand was being discussed and the subject of Harold Ford Jr.'s possible candidacy was on the agenda. Robin chimed in: "He's from down South somewhere." It is hard to believe that a competent newsperson wouldn't know that Ford served 5 terms in the House of Representatives (1997-2007) from Tennessee. If one didn't know that, he also raised his national profile when he lost to Lamar Alexander in 2006 in the election for the Tennessee Senate seat vacated by former Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harold_Ford,_Jr. Finally, he is an African American, another fact making it strange that Robin didn't know more about him such as the State he comes from, particularly since he's been in the news for awhile in connection with his possible candidacy for the seat currently held by Gillibrand.

     Earlier in the week, Howard had mentioned that Beth had traveled to Florida to spend time with her elderly grandmother. This was memorable because Howard had recounted how the grandmother had hung up on Beth when Beth phoned to tell her she was dating Howard. It was further memorable because Howard was bragging about how he had bought rosary beads for Beth's grandmother. This morning, Howard mentioned that Beth came home last night. In response, Robin said: "Where was she?" Come on Quivers, how about paying attention to the show?

     Robin who has wanted to host her own TV talk show and hinted about her own radio show, proved she still doesn't have what it takes to do anything but interrupt and misinform. In the few minutes that it took Howard to leave the Stern compound and walk to the studio Rosie was broadcasting from, Howard once again left Robin in charge. She had no idea what to do, what to say, so she pretty much handed it off to Fred by interviewing him quite badly. It was painful to listen to. I guess she should just stick to making up news "facts" and reminding people how she was just about to say that.

     During a discussion about performers who have been helping raise money for Haitian relief, Robin said this about Madonna: "She can't sing, she's a dancer!" Robin might not like Madonna's singing, but it's been good enough to sell over 200,000,000 albums. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Madonna_(entertainer). Those weren't dance instruction records!
     
     Admin Note: Again, just Robin's opinion, not necessarily a mistake. I'm trying to stay away from posting these.

     During the news, Robin reported that former Senator Edwards had finally admitted that he is the father of Quinn Hunter. Robin mentioned Quinn's mother Rielle Hunter (with whom Edwards had an affair), pronouncing "Rielle" as "Riley." As long as this story has been going on, shouldn't Robin know how to pronounce "Rielle?" As explained by Deborah J. Cohen in an article published on August 19, 2008, (link: http://blog.nj.com/njv_paul_mulshine/2008/08/the_rielle_thing.html):
     
      "Edwards, as you no doubt know, recently admitted having an affair with a woman by the name of Rielle Hunter. "Rielle" is pronounced the way it sounds, to rhyme with Brielle, that lovely little town along the Manasquan. Yet for the past couple of weeks I have been listening to the talking heads of TV and radio calling Edwards' erstwhile inamorata not "REE-el" Hunter but "Riley" Hunter.
      Didn't any of these people learn phonics in grammar school? An "e" following a double consonant at the end of a word is short. The nuns at St. Genevieve's literally beat that into my head by the time I was 7 years old. And there was never any indication that Hunter's name was pronounced other than the way it sounds, according to the world's leading authority on the story, editor David Perel of the National Enquirer. "
     
     Cohen continued:
     
     "Anyone can make a mistake. But what I find appalling is the way this mistake was mindlessly repeated by talking heads too numerous to mention. Apparently not a single brain inside a blow-dried head bothered to say something like "Riley? That can't be right!" "
     
     Cohen seemed to be thinking about Robin when she made these comments! They fit Robin to a "T!"
     
     
     

     Howard was talking about current events and began to explain how the new Massachusetts Senator, Scott Brown, has apologized to his daughters for saying they are available at a press conference.
     
     Before Howard could say Brown's name, Robin had to jump in and try to finish his sentence like she always does, between saying 'you know' and 'wow' every other word. Robin said 'Chris Brown' and Howard immediately corrected her by telling her his name is Scott Brown. She then said she keeps calling him Chris who is the one who beat up Rihanna.
     
     I really wish 34 would quit talking over people, especially when she doesn't even get it right.
     

     Always having to comment incorrectly, Robin identified the newly elected Senator from Mass. as Chris Brown, the singer that physically assaulted Rhianna. The Senator's name is Scott Brown.

     Gilbert Gottfried was a guest and the discussion turned to the tear-jerking 911 call made by Brittany Murphy's mother when she found Brittany dead in the shower and how sad it was that it can now be heard by everyone on the Internet. Mention was made that when Gilbert had suffered a ruptured appendix, he didn't call 911. Desperate to chime in with any comment, before her brain was in gear, Robin blurted out: "Gilbert's appendix burst because he didn't call [911]." What? Did Robin mean that if he had called 911 his appendix wouldn't have burst? That would be equally inane. Why speculate on what Robin was thinking because, as usual, she wasn't thinking!

     Robin reported on Haison Jiang the man who breached security at Newark Airport to give his girlfriend a goodbye kiss. Robin reported: "And now he's in big trouble - they're going to press charges against him." Big trouble indeed. While his actions were stupid and resulted in inconveniencing thousands of people, in fact, he is being charged with "defiant trespass," a misdemeanor having a maximum fine of $500 and no jail time. I wonder how Robin would describe a potential felony conviction? National disaster? Here's the link to a pertinent story: http://www.newser.com/story/77850/newark-airport-suspect-called-harmless-romantic.html
     
     Admin Note: How is this a mistake? She's right that they are pressing charges against the guy. How much "trouble" he's in is a subjective thing, nothing more than an opinion.

     Robin did a story about former New Jersey Net Jayson Williams' arraignment from his hospital bed on an alleged drunk driving charge. During the story, Robin reported that Williams had crashed his car during the incident and had broken his neck. Howard asked: "So is he paralyzed?" Robin replied: "I don't know the extent of his injuries." As has been widely reported, including in the New York Post (see story at the link to follow), while Williams broke his neck, he is not paralyzed. Wouldn't any competent newsperson have known this or at least have been curious to find out?? Not Ms. Quivers! http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/manhattan/racin_jayson_jZhLv0nqAPfPOKSCOvRUMP

     During the news, Robin was listing the contestants for the new season of Celebrity Apprentice. When she got to Selita Ebanks, she pronounced the last name as if it was "Eubanks" (yoo-banks) as in the last name of the former host of The Newlywed Game. Surely "Ebanks" is pronounced "EEE-BANKS."

     During a discussion of Dick Clark's New Year's Eve show, the gang talked about the fact that Mr. Clark exhibits the clear effects of his stroke and perhaps should pass the baton to someone else. During the discussion Robin opined: "You also shouldn't do things you're not good at anymore." Robin has never been good at reporting the news yet that doesn't stop her from maintaining that role and exhibiting her incompetence every day. Maybe she should take her own advice & step down. Crackhead Bob would do a better job!

     Robin said that "cuckold" means forcing a man to watch his woman cheating on him. Actually, the definition of "cuckold" isn't that complicated. It merely means "the husband of an unfaithful wife." http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/cuckold

     During Robin's new she read a story about the nations' first openly gay mayor who was elected in Houston. This is incorrect and had she read the story she would have seen that Houston is the LARGEST city to elect an openly gay mayor. I know this is incorrect beacuse Providence RI (my home state) has elected an openly gay mayor- mayor David Cicciline.
     http://www.digitalcity.com/2009/12/14/houston-makes-history-with-election-of-first-openly-gay-mayor/
     

     During a Tiger Woods discussion, Robin mentioned that Tiger is approaching the record for the number of Major golf titles currently held by Jack Nicklaus. In so doing, she used three syllables to pronounce Jack's name, saying: "He is trying to break Jack Nich-o-las's record." Of course, Nicklaus only has two syllables. Maybe a subtle error, but an error never-the-less!

     During the Tiger Woods news segment NEWS woman Quivers reported that Tiger was out driving at "2 AM in the morning."
     
     I've never heard of 2am in the afternoon or evening....
     
     Robin is a dunce.

     During the interview with 50 Cent this morning just after they spoke about Tiger Wood's alleged affairs Howard asked 50 about doing a song or album with Susan Boyle Robin jumped in and said the headline would be "Tiger collaborates with Susan Boyle". I guess she thought she was speaking to Tiger Woods.

     Hey Folks,
     
     Let's not let Robin forget about her Jeopardy experience. It may prove useful in getting her to shut up a little about every subject she knows nothing about!
     
     You can call the show at 1-888-927-7465 and it will probably be Will Murray answering. Make up a topic (something that makes Howard look good) and then switch subjects if and when he answers the phone!

     Robins jeopardy appearance is also on you tube. I bet they spin it that at least she did not come in last place. If they even talk about it .We have to send in a lot of e-mails about it then maybe Howard will talk about it.

     Howard asked The Brain how old she thought Mike Wallace was. She said with assurance, "He's in his eighties". Not, "I don't know," or "Could he be in his eighties?", or any other answer to not seem so cocksure.
     Howard said Wallace is "91."
     
     Robin, don't try to sound smarter than you are.

     During her news segment, Robin reported on the execution of DC Sniper John Allen Muhammad.
     
     Robin told everyone that "the survivors of the victims" were in attendance during the execution. Those were her words: "the survivors of the victims."
     
     No, Robin, it was the families of the victims who attended the execution, as headlined in the NY Daily News article at:
     
     http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/2009/11/11/2009-11-11_families_of_victims_of_dc_sniper_rampage_.html
     
     ...and at many other news sources, of course.
     
     OK, I will accept that yet again Robin made a slip of the tongue. No doubt she knows there is no such thing as "survivors of the victims." So, I will agree this submission is not as strong as others on this site. (No one says "the survivors of the victims" when they talk about a news story.)
     
     But again I would submit this submission deserves posting because it furthers a continued pattern by Robin of misspeaking and then not listening to herself while she speaks so she can make the correction and/or clarification. Plus, this was while she was reporting a big and serious nationwide news story.
     
     If Robin only made the occasional mistake, of course we would not nitpick. Of course we'd forgive a slip of the tongue here and there.

     During the discussion on how to properly kill a deer, Robin decided to chime in with a parody of Hannibal Lector's character by saying "Hello, Clarisse." It would have been humorous if not for the following:
     
     1. Jodie Foster's character (Starling) never had deer on the farm.
     2. Anthony Hopkins' character (Lector) never says "Hello" in the film.
     
     Robin should sit in one of Gary's stools and actually watch the film.

     I will admit first off that this is nitpicking. And I have absolutely no objection if Admin wants to put it in the Rejected section.
     
     During her news segment, Robin asked Howard:
     
     "Are you watching 'The Witches of Eastwick' on TV?" (Howard said no, by the way. Robin proceeded to report that the show is airing tonight.)
     
     The ABC show is titled "Eastwick." It is not titled "The Witches of Eastwick" nor has it ever been referred to as "The Witches of Eastwick" in TV Guides or TV Listings.
     
     Yes, the ABC TV series "Eastwick" is an adaptation of the John Updike novel "The Witches of Eastwick." But if I was reporting the news and wanted to tell my audience of a show airing that night, I would try to be as clear as possible. Robin could have reported "Eastwick" is airing tonight and then ask Howard something like: Are you watching the TV show based on "The Witches of Eastwick?" (But no, Robin reported on a TV show which she called "The Witches Of Eastwick.")
     
     Again, maybe I am being too hard on Robin for this one...and if it had been discussed outside of her news reporting I would not have submitted it at all.

     Howard praised Robin for her medical knowledge for knowing the term "zygote." But the whole Robin quote revealed a disturbing lack of medical knowledge. She said "the two things combine to form a zygote." Of course, as any third grader knows, the "two things" are the sperm and the egg. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zygote

     I know this isn't a specific "goof" or "gaffe," but when the crew was riffing about Rush not wearing socks and began the Kennedy family sock riff, which was very funny, The Idiot kept trying to hang with the heavys, and she is so so so not funny.
     
     These are professional comediens, and she's a professional moron. What on earth gives her the idea that she herself is funny??
     Every line she added was a buzz kill and ruined the bit.
     
     Please, Robin, keep your mouth shut during the funny.
     She is truly an idiot.

     This is not a Robin mistake, however, I felt the need to report. During a discussion about Soupy Sales's funeral this morning Howard was talking about who spoke at the funeral. He began to say that one of Soupy's sons had spoken but the NY Times did not mention which son it was. Robin exclaimed in AMAZEMENT "Oh my God! Do your Job." That Ms. Quivers, who obviously does very little research when doing her own reports has the chutzpah to criticize anyone is amazing. Obviously she lives by the credo "Do as I say, not as I do."

     When Cami the whore was in, Robin the detective (most likely only listening to every third word being said in the studio) blurted out (to Cami) "Is there something on your tongue, I'm detecting something going on in your mouth??"
     Of course, the bloodhound was sniffing the wrong trail, yet again.
     
     Howard, stunned by Robin's mistake, quickly explained, "Robin whatever you're detecting isn't there."
     
     And yet another mystery solved! Nice work, Robin!!

     Howard introduced a new song parody of Boom Boom Pow by the Black Eyed Peas. The parody was of guest announcer George Takei "singing" in the song. As Howard played it one of the members, Fergie was heard singing. Right after the parody was done Robin said to George, "Boy you sound good singing with Rihanna".
     Unless I am completely mistaken (and I know I am not) that was Fergie, not Rihanna singing. Even when Robin tries to make a joke she makes a gaffe.

     It is a new month, so time for a new posting to detail Robin's continuing mispronunciation of Phillip Garrido's surname.
     
     During the long discussion concerning the David Letterman revelations, Howard teased Letterman because his "private room" at his office was far from lavish. Letterman only had a pull-out sofa bed which caused Howard to suggest Letterman should have gone all out and put in a real bed to make it a nicer place to sleep with "his women."
     
     Howard made the joke that Phillip Garrido provided a nicer place to sleep for the Dugard girl than Letterman did for his office romances. Howard could not think of Garrido's name as he attempted his joke, so he asked for help coming up with the name.
     
     Robin replied: "Phillip Gerardo."
     
     Now, what makes this particular event stand out to me is that not two sentences later, Artie replied to the joke and correctly pronounced Garrido's name...and it was crystal clear. It just went right over Robin's head. She did not correct herself. She said nothing.

     During her news segment, Robin reported the lasted news concerning "John and Kate Plus 8."
     
     Robin reported (direct quote): "A&E announced while we were away that they were continuing the show with out him [referring to John]."
     
     "John and Kate Plus 8" is on the TLC network and not the A&E network, and it was indeed the TLC network that announced they were continuing the show without John. Robin was wrong.
     
     Now, later on while Robin continued to report additional aspects of the story, Robin continued her reporting and said: "TLC suspended production of the reality show." She did not speak up to correct her previous error. She just read through it as if to imply she is not really paying attention to what she is reporting.
     
     Someone might comment that her saying A&E was a slip of the tongue. Well, she never corrected herself and it was during her news reporting. And there were no other stories that involved A&E, so she should not have had A&E on the brain. And if someone else wrote the copy and they wrote A&E, Robin should have remembered she said A&E and corrected herself once she reported TLC has suspended production. It was only a minute later.

      Robin said on today's show that she will have know trouble beating the other two contestants on jeopardy I can't wait to see what happens. She'll either be a hero or loser!

     When discussing the weekend's top movies (which Robin usually reports on during her news) someone stated the animated film "Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs" was the number one movie. Someone asked if the movie was in 3-D and Robin stated that it was not. The movie has very clearly been advertised as a 3-D film, (billboards, trailers) additionally since this was the number one movie and Robin would be reporting on it later, she really should have known this.

     Howard brought up that he watched some of the MTV VMA's last night.
     
     Howard said that the MTV award is called the "Moonman" and that it is based on the first man who walked on the moon. Howard said the name was Buzz Aldrin.
     
     Howard was corrected that the first man who walked on the moon was Neil Armstrong.
     
     Howard then asked: "What did Buzz Aldrin do?"
     
     Robin answered: "I think he (Aldrin) was flying the spacecraft."
     
     Artie jumped in to correct Robin, saying: "Was he (Aldrin) second" (suggesting to Robin that Aldrin was indeed the second man who walked on the moon).
     
     Fred then jumped in: "Yeah, he (Aldrin) was second. I think Collins was flying the spacecraft."
     
     Robin then replied: "OK."
     
     Fred was correct: Michael Collins flew the spacecraft while Armstrong and Aldrin were the men who walked on the moon. Armstrong out first, of course. Aldrin out second.
     
     So, Robin was wrong when she said that Aldrin was flying the spacecraft, when everyone knows that Aldrin walked on the moon.
     
     Oh, and Buzz Aldrin is the model for the MTV Moonman statue. (Howard was correct about that. Howard was incorrect when he said that Aldrin was the first man on the moon.

     During her news, Robin reported on the Tila Tequila/Shawne Merriman news story. This is a big story where Tequila is accusing the San Diego Chargers football player of choking her and preventing her from leaving.
     
     Robin reported that Tequila's real name is Tila Nguyen, but she pronounced the "g" in Nguyen. She said it was something like "nugen." I would think with Robin's lengthy time as a "newswoman" she would know that the Vietnamese name "Nguyen" is pronounced like "nu-win". Robin is up there in age, as we all know, plus she claims to be a world traveler. I knew that the "G" is silent, and I have heard countless news reports where the reporters all know that the "G" is silent.
     
     Also during her news segment, Robin reported on how a white supremacist who killed a postal worker and wounded five people at a Los Angeles area Jewish community center in a 1999 shooting spree says he has renounced his racist views. The community center is in Granada Hills, California. The "Granada" part is pronounced like "gra-nada" (with the nada part like "nodda"). Robin said it was Granada like you would pronounce the Caribbean island nation "Grenada" (like hand grenade-a).
     
     Admin Note: I once worked at a company with a Vietnamese co-worker who had the last name of Nguyen. She insisted that her last name was simply pronounced 'win'. Nice girl, but I think she was a bit wacky in more ways than one. In any case OQTW, you are absolutely correct that the 'g' is always silent.
     
     Admin Note 2: Regretfully retracted after I listened to the audio. The submission is not correct.

     Robin had some rather humorous, if irritating, pronunciations this week.
     
     At some point in the week during a discussion about the dangers of various drugs, she mentioned Alli, pronouncing it AL-lee (as in Ally McBeal). This drug is the only FDA-approved OTC weight loss supplement, according to its website www.myalli.com
     
     Not only did its massive television marketing campaign pronounce it as AL-lie (as in, your ally in the fight against obesity), its logo even contains the long vowel sound symbol over the "i" for clarification.
     
     I guess this weight loss method is just too normal for Robin to know anything about it.
     
     Also, new sponsor 7-Eleven must have enjoyed Robin and Howard's mispronunciation of their Arabica bean coffee in a commercial this week. Robin pronounced it "uh-RIB-i-ca", which is not how wikipedia.org or common sense indicate it should be pronounced.
     
     But, to be fair, she had a good reason for this... she was attempting to correct Howard, who mispronounced it exactly the same way. I guess the level-35 sycophant in her must have overridden the level-34 narcissist.

     There has been much talk on the show regarding the way the Howard 100 news team members end their reports.
     
     Howard wants "Howard 100 News" to be the last words, and not the name of the reporter.
     
     For example: Lisa G ends her stories: "For Howard 100 News, I'm Lisa G." Howard is now insisting that she say: "I'm Lisa G For Howard 100 News."
     
     During this continued discussion today, a caller asked Howard if he could make an exception when it comes to Shuly, who always ends his reports by saying "Shalom Biatch."
     
     Howard said he might consider it because Shuly is kind of the entertainment reporter or the goofy reporter or the non-traditional reporter doing fluff pieces. Howard wanted to come up with an example of such a reporter in the mainstream media (and he made it clear he was referring to a mainstream media reporter) who might end his reports in the non-traditional way.
     
     Howard said his name is Chauncey (but Howard hesitated with Chauncey's last name, as he was having trouble thinking of it).
     
     Out of nowhere, Robin proclaimed "Hayden" (as in "Chaunce Hayden").
     
     Howard said no...and then said "Chauncey Howell."
     
     (Chauncey Howell is a famous reporter in the New York area. He is an older guy now. Chance Hayden is that guy who does interviews for Steppin Out Magazine. Hayden had a falling out with Howard Stern towards the end of Howard's terrestrial radio run.)
     
     So, Robin interrupted Howard yet again with an answer that turned out to be incorrect.

     robin made the claim today that the Beatles have announced their place on itunes. it was right before she stumbled over the Beatles rock bank game. there has as of yet, been no announcement about the Beatles and itunes
     
     Admin Note: I really had to research this one because I wasn't sure of the validity. Turns out there is much media speculation that iTunes will have Beatles songs for sale within a week or two. There is much rambling that Apple is going to turn this into some sort of huge announcement. So until then, we'll have to suspend our suspicions.

     Howard said that porn star AJ Baily is coming in today, and Robin the doofus asks, "Who is he?"
     
     If AJ Baily is a "he" Robin, you are an it.
     
     What a doofus.

     Not a huge mistake, but it annoyed me anyway. At the start of the show Robin was talking about seeing Quentin Tarrantino's new movie, Inglorious Basterds and stated "its his best writing in years". Well, technically, its the only thing he has written (that has been released anyway) in "years". His last writing credit was for DeathProof/Grindhouse which was in 2007.
     
     http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000233/

     During her news segment, Robin chose to report on the alleged sex tape featuring actor Eric Dane (McSteamy from "Grey's Anatomy") and his wife and another woman.
     
     Robin identified Eric Dane's wife as actress Marsha Gayheart. Artie immediately chimed in to say her name is Rebecca.
     
     

     Howard mentioned Mr. Skin's wrap-up show reference to an actress named "Embeth" in Schindler's List. He then asked what Embeth's last name was was. Never one to say "I don't know", Robin chimed in "I think it's Williams." An investment of 15 seconds on imdb.com would have revealed that the actress in question is Embeth Davidtz.
     

     During her news segment, Robin reported on the movie box office results, as she normally does every Monday.
     
     Robin reported that "G-Force" is the number one movie. (And it was significant because it toppled "Harry Potter."
     
     Howard spoke up and asked Robin a question: "What is 'G-Force'"?
     
     Robin replied that she did not know. She had absolutely no idea.
     
     Now, correct me if I am wrong here, but just a very short time ago (you can find a submission about Robin and "G-Force" on this Robinsnews.com site where she made a mistake about it concerning Nicolas Cage, but she did indeed report the movie's title), so you'd think she could remember it. But, if you want to forgive Robin's lack of memory, how about the fact that she knows she is going to report the number one movie every friggin Monday and she doesn't take 10 seconds to check the synopsis?
     
     I cannot fathom anyone pulling down Robin's salary and doing such a piss-poor job. I would never be that way. If I knew it was my job to report the number one movie in the country, you better believe I would check to see what it was about. Howard loves to talk about movie releases and their box office. Robin should do just a tiny amount of preparation and show she is earning her money.
     
     When Howard asked Robin what "G-Force" is during her box office news report, Robin acted like she was a deer caught in the headlights. Multiple times she told everyone she knew nothing about it. It was as if it was a shock to her.

     Robin described the location of the Beverly Wilshire Hotel as "right on Rodeo Drive--beautiful location." The Beverly Wilshire is on Wilshire Boulevard, that's why it's called the Beverly Wilshire.
     
     

     They were arguing over her bra's and in the background she made a comment about daniel and Goliath rather then david and Goliath.
     
     My date may be a day off

     During the discussion of the black Harvard professor getting arrested, Robin started saying he was arrested because he was black and the cops saw a black guy breaking into a house, likening it to racism. Then near the end of the interview robin said something like "If they would have looked at him they'd know he was no criminal"
     
     Duh, Robin, basing a judgment on someone by way they look is the very essence of racism!

     I'm so angry at Robin today for taking the side of the man who was arrested for Disorderly Conduct in Cambridge MA. If she took the time to read the police report she would have seen CLEARLY how belligerent this man became when he should have been thankful that someone was trying to protect his home!
     
     http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0723092gates1.html

     During Robin's News today, reporting on the Michael Jackson Pepsi video accident, she reported that "burns are painfull".
     Robin is not always a slacker!

     While playing the Homeless Game with Wheels, the question came up "What is three cubed?" Howard fumbled for an answer before saying "27" and that "cubed is three times." Robin chimed in with to correct him, "cubed is four times!"
     
     What is especially impressive is that Robin made this same mistake on exactly the same question barely a month ago on 6/15/09. See "Robin's No Math Whiz." Time to check for Alzheimer's, Robin?
     

     Howard brought up the pending demise of Farrah Fawcett (this was before her death had been announced, of course).
     
     Howard mentioned Fawcett's pin-up poster and how he used to masturbate to it when he was younger.
     
     Robin chimed in to respond to Howard's mention of Fawcett's famous poster. Robin said: "That was the first poster that just sort of blew up."
     
     I immediately took issue with this because I had heard of some of the famous pin-up women of the old days. So, I decided to do some research.
     
     Farrah Fawcett indeed sold a whopping amount of posters. I read on the Internet that hers may still be number one at about 12,000,000.
     
     But, according to Wikipedia, there were over 5,000,000 Rita Hayworth posters out there back in the day. And back then, with no television exposure like Fawcett had in the 70's, five million is a staggering number.
     
     So, I would say maybe Hayworth's poster was one of the first that blew up?
     
     There were many other pin-up women of the 30's and 40's and 50's, of course. And Wikipedia lists them all. I have no doubt Marilyn Monroe, Hedy Lamarr, Lana Turner, and Dorothy Lamour gave Hayworth a run for the money (according to Wikipedia and other sources). But perhaps the one who came close to Rita Hayworth was Betty Grable.
     
     OK, so none of them came close to the twelve million posters of Fawcett that floated around, but you have to keep in mind the circumstances of the different time periods, and the big differences in population totals. Just like you would comparing box office grosses of a blockbuster of the old days with one of today (Hollywood refers to this as adjusted grosses, adjusted for inflation and how much movie ticket prices were in the old days.)
     
     http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rita_Hayworth

     Robin reported that the "Transformers" sequel opened to $55,000,000.
     
     The movie earned $60.6 million dollars.
     
     Sources:
     
     http://www.boxofficeguru.com/weekend.htm
     
     "Michael Bay's followup to 2007's third highest-grossing film exploded on Wednesday with an early studio estimate of $60.6M including $16M from post-midnight shows on Tuesday night."
     
     http://boxofficemojo.com/daily/chart/?sortdate=2009-06-24&p=.htm
     
     and
     
     http://www.deadlinehollywooddaily.com/transformers-2-midnights-16-million/
     
     Also, it makes "Transformers Revenge of the Fallen" the second highest opening day ever, behind "Dark Knight." There is a submission in the Rejected Submissions section that says Robin reported that "Transformers Revenge of the Fallen" took the box office opening day record. (I don't remember her saying this...I do remember her saying $55,000,000, though. If she did indeed say that "Transformers Revenge of the Fallen" took the opening day record, it would make this a two-mistake submission.)

     During her news segment Robin said the new Transformers film broke the single opening day box office record with 55 million, beating Harry Potter. The record is actually 67 million by The Dark Knight.
     

     Robin commented that 300,000 people went to see the Pittsburgh Penguins but only 95,000 showed up for the LA Lakers.
     
     95,000 sold out in the Collesium. The parade route was lined with fans and the Staples Center (the beginning of the parade route) was surrounded by fans. Estimates have been as high as 500,000!
     
     

     Robin started the news by stating that the Pittsburgh Penguins held a parade celebrating their winning the Stanley Cup and said that they had a crowd of 375,000, so far so good. Then she said that the Los Angeles Lakers had a similar parade celebrating their winning the NBA Championship and only had a crowd of 95,000, of course that's where she is wrong. There were around 80,000 to 95,000 in the LA Coliseum for the after parade rally but it was reported that tens of thousands of fans lined the parade route. Estimates have been as high as 500,000! Please someone make her stop!

     When the guy from Vancouver called in, Robin said that Vancouver was in British Columbia which is just like a county.
     
     British Columbia is a province which is more like a state.

     robin asked what is david bowie's real last name? fred answered "jones." robin replied: "that's what i thought." no you didn't.

     "Hunter S. Thomas....or....whatever his name is.
     
     No commentary necessary

     During Robins news, Robin sound very confident in reporting of the Los Angeles Lakers "10th" Championship. Well, what Robin failed to realize is that the Lakers now have won 15 Championships.
     
     Is it asking soo much for Robin to due some homework on her news stories? She always blurts out stats and numbers without doing any kind of research on what she is talking about. Once again, the luckiest woman in Show Biz was wrong again.

     Even though Robin knows basketball, and she did give the Laker's credit for 10 titles. I believe a quick check on any sports site would tell her this was the Laker's 15th title. "Robin Albert"

     During the news Robin reported that the LA Lakers won the NBA Championship. So far, so good. But leave it to Robin to state that it was the Laker's 10th NBA Championship when it was actually their 15th. The number 15 was in every news report I read, again leading me to my theory that Robin does not read the news until she reads the news on the air. Please make her stop.

     During this mornings "Homeless" game, the question was asked "What is 3 cubed?". Howard said "That's 3x3x3 right?...". Robin was quick to jump in "No..it's 3 times 4!. A cube has 4 sides (actually it has 6 so Robin is wrong again!) so it's 3x4. Artie says "The answer is nine." Howard says "...yeah your right...nine". Robin says quietly and disbelievingly "...ok"

     Robin made the statement during the contest that "Tranny" could be mean transvestite or transgendered person. This was a quick statement and there was not any discussion around it, however it is incorrect. A "Tranny" is a transexual person (as the contest was guess the transexual not guess the transvestite).
     
     http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tranny

     When Howard was talking about Bill Bush, Artie asked Howard who Billy Bush was, Robin interrupted with 'Extra'. It is Access Hollywood.
     
     http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_Bush#Career

     This may be nit-picky but during discussions of the new season of Show in the Hallway, the gang was talking about the 1st episode being about Robin's dating. Robin immediately stated she saw the show and thought it was very good. Then Howard was trying to tell when the show would begin airing and Robin immediately jumped in a cried out "Thursday!". When Howard was allowed to finish his statement he announced the show would preview tonight (Wednesday) at midnight. Now this is a Thursday premier, but the point is Robin obviously had no idea of what time her show was and had to interject when Howard was trying to provide all relevant information to the audience.
     
     Admin Note: I had to reject this because technically Robin was right. Tonight (Wednesday night) at midnight is the start of Thursday. She may have been misleading, because most people would refer to that as Wednesday night rather than Thursday morning, but she was not technically incorrect.

     How many times can Robin refer to High School Musical as "High School the Musical" before we consider her retarded?

     During the news Robin was reporting that the Los Angeles Mayor was dating a T.V. reporter. She "goofed up" the mayor's name. She said "Antonio Villaralaga." The name it's actually Antonio Villarraigosa.
     This is to show again that she doesn't care to even make sure names are right. And it conveys that she and her city are the only important thing to her. Who cares about the rest of the country, right?

     It didn't take Robin long to goof up in the new month. During a discussion of Gary's upcoming medical procedure, Gary asked Robin about the name of a certain medical device: "Robin is it 'stint' or 'stent'?" Robin immediately said "stint". For Robin, even a 50/50 chance to be right is not enough. It is, of course, a stent: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stent.

     On the morning of May 20th, Howard asked Eric The Midget (sorry, he wants to be referred to as Eric The Actor) who he voted for in the final for American Idol.
     
     Eric said he did not vote.
     
     Howard said that Howard voted.
     
     Robin asked Howard who he voted for.
     
     Howard said Adam Lambert.
     
     Robin immediately replied (in a strong, 100% sure voice, as if scolding Howard): "You don't need to vote for him! Adam Lambert doesn't need your vote! He's gonna win!"
     
     Robin was serious. She was not joking or playing at all.
     
     Well, as we all know, Adam Lambert needed Howard's vote and apparently a lot of other votes as he lost and Kris won.
     
     So, another case where Robin was wrong, wrong, wrong.

     During the Stern show, while Howard was debating the spelling of the word existence, Robin told Howard that the word existence is spelled with "ance". When Howard yelled at Sal, for the misspelling of the word, Robin then told Sal, Yeah, Sal , the word is spelled with "ence". One more reason why Robin Sucks!

     Jessie Ventura was on the show and spoke about how he spends a lot of time at his home in Mexico. He mentioned that today he is travelling to Minnesota (his home state where he was governor). Robin jumped in: "So you still summer here?" Summer begins June 20th, one month from now.

     When one of studio guests mention he liked music of the 50s and 60s and was asked what bands he liked, he mentioned the Beatles. Robin said in her haughtiest, most indignant voice that the Beatles where not in the fifties. Robin was corrected that the guest had said 50s and 60s.
     

     This was a minor mistake, but when the crew referred to the first pitch thrown by Ted Kennedy on opening day at Fenway Park, Robin exclaimed "I'm sure he wasn't even on the mound".
     
     Now I remember the occasion clearly and even checked on you tube, and although Ted was not on the rubber and of course was not asked to throw to home plate, he did walk up onto an elevated portion of the mound to throw his pitch.
     
     Now that I think of it, maybe this post is justifiable? After all, Robin said she was "sure" that he "wasn't even on the mound". Technically he was on the mound and it wasn't easy for him to walk up onto the mound to throw the pitch considering he was carted onto the field and walking gingerly due to his ongoing battle with cancer.
     
     Below you can find a definition of the mound from wikipedia, don't forget, a pitcher can take his foot off the rubber and still be on the mound.
     
     http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baseball_diamond
     
     Again, I post this because she said she was "sure" when she was actually pulling it out of her ass. Plus Ted was clearly on the mound.
     

     The gang was discussing a news story concerning the recent plane crash in Buffalo. Stories in today's news report that the two pilots were flirting as the plane was in its descent toward a landing but far from starting a landing attempt. Mention was made of the "sterile cockpit rule," an FAA directive requiring pilots to refrain from any conversations not having to do with flying the plane during critical phases of the flight. Robin opined that some reported flirting occurred while the plane was not landing or taking off: "But they were flying," implying that the "sterile cockpit rule" didn't apply to those reported conversations. In fact, the "sterile cockpit rule" isn't restricted to just takeoffs and landings but applies to all flight operations above 10,000 feet altitude. See link: http://www.buffalonews.com/home/story/667926.html

     Artie asked a trivia question: Name the whore who serviced Hugh Grant long ago. Robin jumped in: "Sure, Desiree Washington!" Wrong again - that was the name of the pageant contestant raped by Mike Tyson. Correct answer: Divine Brown.

     When Robin was giving the Maxim list she mentioned Olivia Wilde and Howard said she was on House. Robin immediately disagreed. Howard insisted and she backed down.
     
     http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1312575/
     

     Robin reported that Donald Trump is considering "de-throning" Carrie Prejean as a result of her comments concerning marriage, made in the recent Miss USA Pageant. Ms. Prejean didn't win the pageant - she was first runner up. As such, she has no "throne" from which she can be "de-throned."

     During Robins news this week(6/4-6/7) she said uh 138 times. Thats Monday-38 Tuesday-27 Wednesday-38 Thursday-35, listen to the replay and count for your self, you will probably find more, its hard to catch each one. Im not saying Robin should really read her news stories before she goes on the air with them but she may want to consider taking a nap, from 6 to 9, monday thru friday. Thank you and have a nice weekend.

     While Howard was having a great discussion about his relationship with women (besides sex) with Norm, Robin had to interrupt with:
     
     "you find nothing, nothing redeeming ...or you don't get to do things , ah,
     that you enjoy - that you can't do with men with women, is what I'm saying"
     
     
     Please, all of you Robin defenders, explain what this means.

     It is suprises me that Miss Quivers knows everything about 'Wellness' facilities, doctors, etc. Until Artie brings up his 'Wellness' doctor experience. Robin had no input at all except questions! Where was her interupting, her misinformation, her nonsense?
     
     HHmmmm...FAKE!

     As Howard was introducing author Stefhen Bryan, Robin chimed in asking if it's pronounced "Steffen", or is it "Steven". Howard then spelled it out as S-T-E-F-H-E-N, and Robin then claimed that is another way to spell "Steven". If it was "P" instead of the "F" it may be "Steven", but clearly not in this case.

     During her news segment, Robin reported on "The Celebrity Apprentice."
     
     Robin said that there will be a second Celebrity Apprentice next year. (She emphasized that it will be the second one.)
     
     No, Robin, the current Celebrity Apprentice that is airing now is the second Celebrity Apprentice.
     
     When Celebrity Apprentice returns next year it will be the third Celebrity Apprentice.
     
     Piers Morgan won the first Celebrity Apprentice.
     
     The current Celebrity Apprentice, which is the second one, will be won by either Joan Rovers or Annie Duke.

     Abductor muscles are commonly referred to by the abbreviation "Abs."
     http://exercise.about.com/od/abs/ss/abexercises.htm
     
     One exercises the abductor muscles or the abs (correct usage). Robin asked Howard, concerning his exercise regimen: "Do you do a lot of abs?" Even though Howard replied shortly thereafter essentially repeating what Robin had said (perhaps to make her feel better), this remains a gaffe.

     Robin reported on the controversy concerning White House denials that President Obama bowed before the King of Saudi Arabia. Conservatives, by contrast, insist it was a bow. Robin reported both sides of the controversy, but wouldn't a competent newsperson view the tape, come to their own conclusion and report it factually devoid of the bias of the White House and conservatives? The tape of this incident is here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEUif1--r38. I defy anyone viewing the tape to deny it was a bow. Robin could have viewed the tape and then said "I viewed the tape and it was clearly a bow." Sounds like a lot of work, viewing a 20 second tape!

     While Robin was reporting on Ted Stevens, she had him as being released from jail. Howard corrected her that Ted Stevens didn't serve any time in prision. She argued for a while but gave up.
     
     http://www.cbsnews.com/blogs/2009/04/01/politics/politicalhotsheet/entry4909993.shtml

     Howard was playing a tape of Suzanne Muldowney aka Underdog Lady singing a serious song about the crucifixion of Christ. Her singing voice is actually quite excellent and both Howard and Fred said so. It is rare that Howard compliments amateur singers, so his compliment was impressive. 34 Quivers couldn't bring herself to compliment another human being, saying "It's not a bad voice." Subsequently, Howard suggested that Suzanne be asked to host a musical show. Robin started warbling and offered to sing on Suzanne's show. Her warbling fell far short of the quality of Suzanne's singing. This will be an event worth waiting for. Too bad Fred didn't play the tapes of Robin's previous attempts at "singing."

     Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne came on to promote and explain their new show "Osbournes: Reloaded".
     
     At least they tried.
     
     Howard was getting to the essence of what the show was about by asking Ozzy and Sharon, of course. But blindly, Robin apparently felt she could explain it better.
     
     Without even having seen or evidently researched the show, Robin interrupted and bursted out:
     
     "It's sorta like the Carol Burnett Show it sounds, is that what, what, like a model?"
     
     Then during a very uncomfortable moment of silence, Sharon couldn't have disagreed more. Sharon responded:
     
     "Umm, uff, oh no. Nah, nah no. Edgier"
     
     If she kept her friggin' mouth shut and let Howard do his thing, it would be much easier for the guests to explain and respond to what he is asking. It would also be easier for the listener to find out, from the source itself, what is going on.
     
     Their show is in the news, but don't listen to Robin guess her way to reporting it. This will get you no where. Just hit mute when she speaks and listen when Howard and the guests talk.
     
     Another thing I can't figure out is why Robin has the same accent as Sharon does?
     
     Robin was brutal throughout the whole interview. Constantly interrupting, guessing, and completing others sentences...not to mention that incessant cackle she has.
     
     Robin really cracked herself up during this segment.
     
     Hopefully Sharon will send Robin a box of shit.

     I was surprised that the social-climbing Queen Quivers got this wrong. During the Cloris Leachman interview, Cloris was telling a story about getting recognized at the Plaza Hotel after winning her Oscar. She was trying to remember the name of the restaurant and Artie (correctly) prompted Cloris by saying "The Oak Room", to which the all-knowing Robin (no doubt with her nose up in the air) arrogantly interrupts "No, that's at the Waldorf".
     
     WRONG!!! The Oak Room, as well as the Oak Bar were famous parts of the Plaza Hotel. I guess Howard never took Robin there to order 800 dollar bottles of wine...

     Preliminary to the visit by Joe Frazier, Howard recounted the history of Joe's dealings with Muhammad Ali. Howard recounted a story in which Ali had spoken at a Ku Klux Klan rally and had advocated separation of the respective races. Of course, Robin had to give her two cents worth but could muster no comment about Ali appearing before a racist group and that the Klan is despicable. Instead, the only thing she could come up with was to defend and justify Ali's appearance before the Klan and his speech about separating the races with the comment about Ali: "He was a separatist." What an idiot!

     Ozzy & Sharon were in and the discussion inevitably turned to their sex life. After Howard gave Ozzy & Sharon a good grilling, Sharon asked Howard about his sex life with Beth. Howard said "We did it 3 times last weekend." Marriage Expert Quivers chimed in "You act like you've been married a long time," implying that it's no big deal that they did it 3 times last weekend because they're newlyweds. Did you forget Robin that Howard & Robin have been together 8 years? 3 times in a weekend is pretty good for such a lengthy relationship! When's the last time you were involved with someone more than a few months, Robin? The world is running out of people willing to date a hyena.

     I am not 100% sure on this one...I may have heard it wrong....
     Robin was reporting the recent incarceration of Lisa Ling's sister Laura Ling, who is also a reporter and I think she made it sound as if Lisa Ling and her sister were incarcerated instead of Laura Ling and another journalist Euna Lee.
     
     Again...Im not sure about this, I could be totally off....

     Howard was talking to Eric the Midget about his "winnings". Not 10 seconds after making the obligatory and for Robin, funny, joke about ETM being a 'small' partner at the Bunny Ranch, she says "He's going to buy the Bunny Ranch". No Robin, he said he was going to be a small partner.

     Not 10 seconds after making the obligatory and for Robin, funny, joke about ETM being a 'small' partner at the Bunny Ranch, she says "He's going to buy the Bunny Ranch". No Robin, he said he was going to be a small partner.

     Only 5 minutes into the new month's show the gang is talking about boiling lobsters and Robin chimes in with her know it all voice 'how could they not FEEL anything?'. While I am sure there are studies on all sides of this, one study below shows there is some room for debate:
     
     http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2005/02/14/tech/main673989.shtml

     During the beginning of the show when Howard was talking about new cell phones he mentioned that he needed Lotus Notes. Howard then asked if Robin used Lotus Notes and shockingly she said she doesn't. Lotus Notes is of course the application that the show uses to interact with each other about show ideas and such. So obviously Robin doesn't use Lotus, she hasn't contributed to the show or had an idea in....well, never.
     
     But ask Robin what she does for the show and she'll respond "I do a lot" or "You know what I do, asshole". The weird thing is I, along with a great many others, still have no idea what she does besides read the news, badly.

     This fucking Robin is unbelievable!! She begged Howard to tell her about her own narcissism...BEGGED! Then, after the Dr. Drew segment, she was mad and angry at Howard and would not speak to him!
     What the fuck is wrong with her???!!!

     During her news segment today Robin reported:
     
     "Julia Roberts has a new movie coming out called 'Duplicitous' or 'Duplicity' or something like that."
     
     Need I say more?

     Robin reported that "President Bush decided to travel outside the country. He went up to Canada and people chanted 'war criminal' and tossed shoes at him as they protested his visit outside of wherever he was. Bush was in the conservative Canadian oil city to deliver the first speech of his post-presidency".
     
     Robin - if all you (or your interns) are going to do is cut and paste sentences out of real news reports, you need to ensure that you don't leave in references to deleted facts BEFORE you go to air with it.
     
     For the record, G.W. Bush was visiting the former olympic host city of Calgary, Alberta.

     A caller, Randy, called in to ask whether Howard had ever heard Eric the Midget laugh. The discussion continued for a short while, then Howard asked Robin if she'd heard a laugh from him. Robin replied "Who are we talking about?" No further comment necessary!

     The gang was discussing the Jewish holiday Purim and the discussion turned when J.D. mentioned he lived in a neighborhood populated with many Hassidic Jews. Artie talked about seeing Hassidic Jewish children wearing heavy coats in August. In her drive to be relevant, Robin blurted out that once she saw a planeload of Hassidic Jews boarding a plane bound for Hawaii and she asked herself "Why?" Why not? This begs the question what would Robin do if she asked herself to shut up?

     A caller related a story they had read characterizing Howard as the most prominent liberal radio personality and Rush Limbaugh as his conservative counterpart. Robin, dying to show her knowledge (and demonstrating her lack thereof) described the length of Limbaugh's show as: "All four hours of his show or how ever long it is." Wrong again! Limbaugh's show is 2 hours long daily.

     During the news, Robin mentioned the story that Peter Tork of the Monkees had been diagnosed with a rare form of cancer on his tongue. Howard asked whether he smoked, and Robin answered without thinking "of course" which was correct (however I took the time to look it up before concluding that) but she had no idea whether he did or not. She could not have known, she only assumed. I certainly have some assumptions about Robin, however I would check my sources first before blurting them out.

     Howard was saying we would go to a fertility doctor if necessary. Robin interrupts screeching "YOU WOULD TOO". Howard couldn't believe it. He yelled "Shh. I said I WOULD. Your not listening to me again, only yourself".

     In today's Mike Walker Game, no one won and that includes Robin. Her current record is 0/2.

     While Artie was telling the story of his father falling of the roof for the first time on the air Robin chimes in with a classic, after Artie says "he fell 30 feet onto his head" Robin has to enthusiastically chime in with "and at first you thought he was joking with you!"... Robin sweety, there is no joke involving falling 30 feet onto your head. The only thing you could say to defend this statement is that a few minutes earlier Artie has said he and his father would joke around a lot while working and his father was crazy on the ladder. Still I would love to know in what crazy Quivers world could falling 30 feet onto your head be a joke!?!?!

     During the "news," Robin reported on the farewell show of Siegfried & Roy. She said there was one illusion that she described as follows: "They replaced something with a lion and the lion was Montecore." Let's translate into English: in the same way a gorilla is not a chimpanzee, a tiger is not a lion. Translate "lion" to "tiger." The "something" was in fact Siegfried! Unbelievable!

     Howard brought up the $800 bottles of wine Robin ordered when the gang was at dinner. In response, as she has often said, Robin said: "I'm giving back the money." What's the hold-up? The dinner occurred in January. It's now March. Maybe Howard should garnish Robin's wages!

     Howard was playing a tape Beth made of Howard snoring. As the tape was playing, Robin was howling with laughter in the background, giggling, guffawing and howling. Truly, the snores were a much more pleasant sound. Robin, it isn't a good idea to provide any opportunity to compare the strange noises emerging from your yap with other noises that one might think are more offensive. It turns out nothing is more offensive than the Quivers laughtrack.

     Howard was interviewing Noel Biderman founder of AshleyMadison.com. In the middle of the interview, Robin blurted out "Let me ask you about that guarantee - what is the guarantee?" If you don't know what the guarantee is, don't ask a question as if you know. This is but another example of Robin being in love with the sound of her voice and being unable to restrain herself from interrupting Howard and disrupting an interview.

     Robin's lead story on her news today was about the Rasmussen poll regarding legalizing marijuana. She said that men and women have a difference of opinion here. She said that 48% of men want it legalized and 49% of women don't want it legalized. Well if 50% is an even split then how is that a difference either way of any significance?

     This isn't a goof per se, but it's just another example of how Robin constantly hangs on people's coattails during a conversation but then when it's switched directly to her she has nothing to say.
     
     While Howard was scolding Gary on his odorous chompers, Robin threw in a snide remark about how Gary doesn't believe his breathe could smell, and Gary immediately responds "Yeah, and you don't believe sticking coffee up your @ss is weird". Robin's response... "HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA......." Until finally Howard jumps back in to save her, otherwise the laughing may have gone on for an hour. Wow, what an incredible retort, as usual.
     She has no ability to respond to anything negative brought up about her, by the staff or callers. Any time anyone calls her on something she either laughs until Howard moves on to the next topic or blows it off as if it doesn't matter that she's such a dolt. No wonder that TV show never took off. You have to be somewhat quick-witted to be given this occupation. Her show would be nothing but babbling and laughter.

     The gang was discussing use of "cock rings" and Robin speculated that such a ring is used to limit depth of penetration. Then, a couple of minutes later, she opined :"I think you put it on flaccid." Wrong on both counts Nurse Quivers. A cock ring is placed at the base of the erect penis to maintain an erection. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cock_ring